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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2007|09:01 pm]
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szellem
DID ANYONE EVER SEE THE LOTR MUSICAL? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW WHETHER IT SUCKED OR NOT.

I THOUGHT THE PREVIEWS ON THE WEBSITE SEEMED PRETTY OKAY, EXCEPT THERE WAS SOME LADY WHO LOOKED LIKE THE FRICKIN SNOW QUEEN WITH SOME SORT OF SEA URCHIN ON HER HEAD, I GUESS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GALADRIEL? GAAH.
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2007|10:42 pm]
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elanah
HOLY SHIT GUYS

I WANT TO SEE ~THIS~ MOVIE VERSION

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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2007|07:37 pm]
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elanah
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

SO

I COME ACROSS THIS RED BOOK OF WESTMARCH REPLICA WHILE SURFING, AND INSTANTLY TRY TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO OBTAIN ONE. THEN I GO TO THE INDEX PAGE AND SEE THIS:

"Below is a list of replicas that I have made for myself."

FOR MYSELF.


WHAT


WHAT

WHAT A TAUNTING ASS, THAT'S WHAT.
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(no subject) [Jan. 14th, 2007|07:32 pm]
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revivified
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS MR. SHAYES OF NEW LINE CINEMA REALLY UNDERTAKING AN FTM OPERATION PRESENTLY AND JUST HAD MAJOR PMS, WHICH CAUSED HIS RANT AGAINST PETER JACKSON? CONFIRM/DENY THAT MR. SHAYES IS REALLY A DRAG KING.
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VOICEOVER [Jan. 1st, 2007|12:46 am]
CAPSLOCK LOTR
greenguts13

HI! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT LIKE THIS!! WATCH!

IF U JUST LISTEN TO IT IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD GUYS ORGASMING!
OR LIKE WHALES
GENERAL HILARITY AND PURE AWESOMENESS!

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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|05:12 pm]
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elanah
IN KEEPING WITH EARLIER CONVERSATION, I HAVE WRITTEN A SPECIAL AND JOYOUS FIC FOR LOGIX. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

ALTHOUGH THEIR QUEST WAS OVER AND ALL THE HOBBITS HAD RETURNED TO HOME BASE IN THE SHIRE, SAMWISE GAMGEE WAS STILL DEPRESSED. HE LOVED FRODO WITH ALL THE SHORT PLUMP PASSION HIS HEART CONTAINED, BUT LIKE ALL HOBBITS HE WOULD NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE HAD AT LEAST THREE EXCEEDINGLY SHORT CHILDREN. THEREFORE HE DECIDED TO HIT ON ROSIE COTTON IN ORDER TO PLANT HIS HOBBIT SEED, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SCARED OF HER VAGINA.

HE HAD ALMOST GONE THROUGH WITH HIS PLAN OF SEDUCTION, WHEN AN IDEA CAME TO HIM! WHOOPING IN JOY, HE RUSHED TO THE BOX OF EARTH GALADRIEL HAD GIVEN TO HIM AND OPENED IT. HE THEN TOOK A PINCH OF ITS MAGICAL CONTENTS AND PROCEEDED TO MIX IT INTO THE JAR OF LEFTOVER BACON GREASE FROM SECOND BREAKFAST. WHISTLING A TUNE TAUGHT TO HIM BY HIS OLD GAFFER, HE SKIPPED OVER TO BAG END.

HE EXPLAINED THE PLAN TO FRODO WITH JOY. "THIS DIRT WILL BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR MANGINA FERTILE AND BLESS US WITH MANY ASSBABIES!" HE CRIED.

FRODO HOWEVER DID NOT APPROVE. "I'M MUCH TOO WOUNDED IN THE SOUL TO MOTHER A CHILD," HE REPLIED. "ALSO, I'M GOING TO GO SAILING WITH SOME ELVES; THEY'RE NOT SO FUCKING HUNG UP ON KIDS. SO LONG SUCKA!"

SAM SAT IN THE ROUND DOORWAY OF BAG END AND CRIED LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY.

THE END


YEAH IT SUCKS.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2006|05:36 pm]
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the_logical_one
HAY GUYZ IM NEW TO THIS COMMUNITY AND I LOVE CAPSLOCK OLOLOL

UMM SO LIKE WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON YAOI

NO SRLY GUYZ BECAUSE I CAN NEVER DECIDE IF SAM/FRODO MPREG IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOT OR WHAT

I MEAN FRODO KINDA LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2006|06:24 pm]
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elanah
GUYS GUYS GUYS

THERE IS A GINGERBREAD HOUSE CONTEST GOING ON AT MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. I WANT TO MAKE THE LAST HOMELY GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR THE DECORATION OF THIS MAGICAL EDIBLE WONDERLAND WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

BONUS FOR ILLUSTRATIONS.
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THIS TOOK A LONG TIME BECAUSE I AM STUPID [Nov. 10th, 2006|06:03 pm]
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colliflower
[mood |accomplished]



...CAKE NOW PLEASE?
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THIS IS SO PERFECT [Nov. 9th, 2006|05:31 pm]
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stargazer612
[mood |amusedamused]



THIS VIDEO IS SO HILARIOUS! IT'S A LOTR PARODY FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! WATCH WATCH WATCH!!
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